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TriTribute Page to My Cat Montel
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(Please note. I did not name Montel.)
Montel
- "Montel's a lug!", I've heard it's said, the neighbors say it's true
- But a lug is something heavy, something slow and clumsy, too
Montel is somewhat overweight but goodness aren't we all?
- Instead he's quick and pretty slick, a cat that just won't stall
He's quick as summer lightning when the food dish hits the floor
- Jumps right back like Fred Astaire, to miss the icebox door
- Call him Beezelbub or Wysiwyg or even Husker Do
- But not a lug, on no, dear friend, a lug just will not do
- A rapscallion pure and simple, he's equipped with all the tools:
- A tooth filled jaw and awesome claws; a mouth that barely drools
- He's the essence of a gato, although he lacks a tail
- But where he lost it no one knows, although some think in jail
- So keep that lug for lug nuts, or for lugs of pears and peach
- But don't tack it on to Montel for politeness you will breach
- Lift your voice in song and praise for a cat that's oh so true
- A tough old mug, a kindly thug, but not a lug to you!
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